Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !
"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"
by Big Ash July 25, 2003
in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.
by alfie mellow July 22, 2010
by Saraontherun September 25, 2015
The unattractive or overweight female in a larger group of females who is in charge of the overall group's well being.
by rgraves August 11, 2003
lesbian: oh man, i feel so unsafe here...
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!
chuuya: not anymore! don't worry, i'm here to protect you
lesbian: thank you, lesbian protector chuuya!
by kalluzai July 12, 2021
by JohnnyLurg December 21, 2011
A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders
"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart
by c-mill January 23, 2005