the act of ceasing all communication with a romantic interest (aka ghosting) but continuing to haunt their social media feeds.
by DrVenkman June 5, 2015
Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.
Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist
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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!
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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist
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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!
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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!
by _JC_ January 25, 2014
Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans
by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017
The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.
by pastafagioli May 18, 2010
a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.
by Skykid2good May 4, 2008
When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.
by juiceboxx May 21, 2016
When a television sucks you in
by creatiffany July 11, 2008