by christina_0223 May 10, 2005
"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.
B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.
C) n00b
If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?
It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.
by Urban Hitchhiker January 7, 2006
The greatest movie, it is so sad. I cried all through the end. Every guy who said its a pussy movie and only a chick flick, i bet you bawled your fucking eyes out. It's not bad to be a little sentimental, you cannot tell me you didn't find it sad, the fact that he went day after day trying to get his wife to remember him, and then when she did, she relapsed and flipped the fuck out, screaming "who are you!?!?"
The notebook:
Allie: Do you think our love can create miracles?
Noah: I think it can.
Allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
Noah: I think it will, I love you.
Then they fall asleep in Allie's bed, and they pass away in their sleep.
Allie: Do you think our love can create miracles?
Noah: I think it can.
Allie: do you think our love will let us be together forever?
Noah: I think it will, I love you.
Then they fall asleep in Allie's bed, and they pass away in their sleep.
by ninababes x June 1, 2007
by K Dub April 10, 2005
THE **best** movie of all time!! it will make u CRY!! it made me and my bf cry, and hes a REALLY tough guy!! so all yall fools out there better watch it!!
Allie: do u think our love is strong enough to have us die together?
Noah: our love is strong enough to do whatever we want it to.
Noah: our love is strong enough to do whatever we want it to.
by schvein schven gut March 16, 2005
I don't care how fucking hot you dinner whores think Ryan Gosling is, the acting was so-so, the plot was predictable, and the romance was just plain cheesy. The Notebook is nothing special.
The Notebook is a complete ripoff of Titanic and Fried Green Tomatoes.
The Notebook is a complete ripoff of Titanic and Fried Green Tomatoes.
by BigBrotherMike December 12, 2006
- That dumb bitch keeps talkin' about The Notebook.
- After I'm done watching The Notebook, I'm going to go watch American Idol.
- After I'm done watching The Notebook, I'm going to go watch American Idol.
by Ironsides November 23, 2006