A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.
by AbeTree October 9, 2012
When your girl is asleep and the guy smacks his meat on her forehead, thus spooking her with your noodle!
by Spook Doodle July 11, 2019
by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010
The art of fisting a chick from the rear (like noodling for catfish) while drawing drawing cat whiskers on her face with a permanent marker and talking with a massachusetts accent.
by Poonsweat June 11, 2007
by Erinholly November 28, 2016