(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
Guy#1:"Oh my god, dude, did you see what just happened?"
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.
I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"
Miss and love you granny boots!
porn; anything that gives you wood.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Yo, dat girl be milkin' material, mane!
I can't wait to get home!
Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco
"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"
The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.
"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"