(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
Get the limber timbermug. A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.
Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"
Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"
G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."
by rubtwostix February 14, 2012
Get the camo-turdmug. Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.
See also tp taco.
See also tp taco.
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
Get the taco tpmug. Verb;
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
The feeling you get in your pants when you suddenly realize what you're doing is extremely dangerous and scary.
Guy#1:"Oh my god, dude, did you see what just happened?"
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
Guy#2;"Yeah bro, you totally almost fell off this building and died!"
Guy#1:"I know, right? I could tell I was close to the edge when I got tingleballs!"
Guy#2:"Do you need a hug?"
Guy#1:"Naw, just grab me another brew gayfer."
by rubtwostix February 07, 2012
Get the tingleballsmug. "Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."
"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"
by rubtwostix October 10, 2011
Get the dookie noodlermug. verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.
G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
Fella: "Out behind your tent."
G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"
Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."
by rubtwostix January 10, 2012
Get the hot-and-steamymug. porn; anything that gives you wood.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
Any beautiful woman that is unattainable but, because she is so damn hot, gives you the material to pleasure yourself later.
by rubtwostix October 16, 2011
Get the milkin' materialmug.