it has been suggested that, despite her silly antics & obsessive behaviors, she is an intelligent creature. this has been suggested by her mimicking learned behavior, mainly humping both living & stationary objects. surprisingly, what she ch00ses to hump has predominantly been of the female sex (not including the stuffed, though extremely life-like, stuffed dog).
her favorite snacks include the crotches of used female panties, happy hips chicken jerky, &, yes, unc00ked n00dles.
me: "well, yes, if by n00d you mean the pup & not pictures of my p00ch."