by maria mouk May 2, 2005
A chill zone for teenagers and adults with lot's of stores and overpriced items there's also a food court.
Kaylee: Did you and Chad have fun at the Mall?
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
by SlopNChop February 1, 2017
A noun or an adjective used to describe people who are fashion and brand conscious often regarded as insta-famous/attention whores. The term has reference to a shopping center because of the time spent by these people in malls. They will wear/do anything for the “gram.” The mall is Eco-friendly when speaking with peers but DGAF when swiping the card at Hollister/Burberry. They would be considered the opposite of hesh or granola. They care an incredible amount about what others think of them and often are over dressed or wear excessive amounts of make-up.
Activities you would see someone "mall" doing: vlog type snap stories. selfies at a sporting event (not giving AF about the event). Posts Pics after first date. Goes to pool party but won't get in because of hair or will ruin their look. Wears makeup to slumber party (never not wearing makeup).
Activities you would see someone "mall" doing: vlog type snap stories. selfies at a sporting event (not giving AF about the event). Posts Pics after first date. Goes to pool party but won't get in because of hair or will ruin their look. Wears makeup to slumber party (never not wearing makeup).
Guy: Did you just buy another pair Michael Kors sunglasses?
Girl: umm... yess... heehee
Guy: Why I am I dating you, you f***ing mall girl.
Guy: Bro, see that guy over there?
Bro: Which one, the Granola or the Mall?
Girl: Do I look fat in this dress or... this one?
Guy: You look like a mall in both.
Girl: umm... yess... heehee
Guy: Why I am I dating you, you f***ing mall girl.
Guy: Bro, see that guy over there?
Bro: Which one, the Granola or the Mall?
Girl: Do I look fat in this dress or... this one?
Guy: You look like a mall in both.
by Into Mall Girls July 10, 2016
The girl of your dreams. who can break your heart, but can still love you. the most beautiful, smart and talented girl you will very meet. and mallely, i love you with all my heart
by TySampson October 23, 2011
Me and my homies: Hey can you give us a ride to the mall?
My homies dad: The mall? why would you want to go to the mall? only girls go to the mall.
Me and my homies: Exactly! that's the whole point of going to the mall!
My homies dad: The mall? why would you want to go to the mall? only girls go to the mall.
Me and my homies: Exactly! that's the whole point of going to the mall!
by Biscuit Bega December 30, 2005
by Dan Jakubek January 22, 2004
A place to chill if you've got money and time. Or if you're broke it's a nice place to peoplewatch. You can buy all sorts of things at the mall from clothes, shoes, music, stuff for the home, random gifts, perfume, to just about anything. There are cafes and little restraunts to eat at if you want a bite. Most malls have other things to do than to just shop. For example my mall has a movie theater, a bowling arena, ice skating rink, an arcade, and a miniture golf area. So if you're not in it for shopping, you can always go to the mall to hang out with your friend at one of these fun places. If you've got absolutely no money, you can always sit down and people watch if you're bored. It's sort of interesting to see what kind of people there are in town, because our town is so boring the mall is the center where everything happens and you can always catch those "oddies" whom you've never seen at school or work.
Lily: Heard there's a huge sale at the mall! Let's go now and hit all the stores and fill our closets with new clothes.
Michael: Yuck. Can't we watch a movie in the theater or do you guys wanna chill at the bowling alley or ice rink?
Amy: Ah. Sorry but I'm broke. You guys go..
Lily: No you can come Amy. You can people watch or windowshop while we shop and we'll pay for your movie ticket.
Amy: Thanks. I wonder what weirdos we'll catch at the mall today.
Michael: Yuck. Can't we watch a movie in the theater or do you guys wanna chill at the bowling alley or ice rink?
Amy: Ah. Sorry but I'm broke. You guys go..
Lily: No you can come Amy. You can people watch or windowshop while we shop and we'll pay for your movie ticket.
Amy: Thanks. I wonder what weirdos we'll catch at the mall today.
by just another Teenager November 9, 2008