The word "hawk" is only word in the English language that is never capitalized. A hawk is an individual incapable of mercy. One who rejoices upon hearing of another persons sorrow. But more than not, the hawk is most often the one who caused such sorrows to occur.
A hawk thrives on victimizing at random. Those who have been victimized state things such as, "Attacking me is going to go down in history as the worst decision of your life!" or an attempt at reverse psychology, such as, "haha that was funny. Keep attacking me.", or a response from a true coward, "please leave me alone. I did nothing wrong."
Unbeknownst to the above victims, they have already lost the war. There is no defense against a hawk. There is no way to win against a hawk. For that matter, there is no way to defeat a hawk, or make a hawk surrender.
As all victims soon learn, a hawk does as a hawk pleases; the souls of the earth tremble at the sight of a hawk.
Though a hawk is usually a nomad, a hawk is rarely found in packs. When such circumstances occur, victims are often terrorized for an extended period or until submission. A group of hawks may circle a victims carcass for weeks, like sharks in a frenzy. The usual outcome is for the victim to submit fully, by trying to find out how to become a hawk. A victim who tries to become a hawk, is called a fawk, but are also called a flamingo.
A hawk thrives on victimizing at random. Those who have been victimized state things such as, "Attacking me is going to go down in history as the worst decision of your life!" or an attempt at reverse psychology, such as, "haha that was funny. Keep attacking me.", or a response from a true coward, "please leave me alone. I did nothing wrong."
Unbeknownst to the above victims, they have already lost the war. There is no defense against a hawk. There is no way to win against a hawk. For that matter, there is no way to defeat a hawk, or make a hawk surrender.
As all victims soon learn, a hawk does as a hawk pleases; the souls of the earth tremble at the sight of a hawk.
Though a hawk is usually a nomad, a hawk is rarely found in packs. When such circumstances occur, victims are often terrorized for an extended period or until submission. A group of hawks may circle a victims carcass for weeks, like sharks in a frenzy. The usual outcome is for the victim to submit fully, by trying to find out how to become a hawk. A victim who tries to become a hawk, is called a fawk, but are also called a flamingo.
That hawk just made our leader lick his boots.
I sure am glad I haven't run into a hawk.
The only hawk I ever knew way a bully.
I sure am glad I haven't run into a hawk.
The only hawk I ever knew way a bully.
by Buffalo Bill Hawk January 31, 2015
A male who resides in Dearborn, Michigan resembling and imitating a douche bag with exceptional characteristics; Such as wearing an undershirt that has been cut, gym shorts, slippers with socks, and has acquired an expensive vehicle with a excessive amount of money spent on accessories. As well as the individual having a urge to drive around with the volume being maximized, furthermore regarding the addiction of having a haircut to perfection, saying "cuz, bro, khaye, wallah" and steroids.
by XKR175 August 16, 2011
a term commonly used in chicago, gary, and other great lakes cities to refer to the bitterly cold winter winds. the term has three widely accepted origins, with acceptance depending on the local group. 1. the term is derived as a result of similarities between the sound of the screeching winds and wailing screams of the many raptors (ie. hawks) in the region 2. the bitter winds are attributed to chest colds, causing one to "hawk" phlegm during the winter 3. is an abbreviation for "howling-ass wind kills" because of the many homeless people that succumb during the winter
by gravity5 November 8, 2007
When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.
Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
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