2 definitions by Front Desk Sqwaad
When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.
Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
by Front Desk Sqwaad July 25, 2019
When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.
Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
by Front Desk Sqwaad July 26, 2019