Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you
by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022
A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 27, 2021
When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017
The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.
(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!
by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019
by Mulox August 22, 2017
He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.
by tatiyana127@gmail November 20, 2015
Commonly mistaken for guydyke, a guide-dyke is the dyke who guides a woman out of her heterosexuality and into the comforting embrace of lesbianism.
Hi, my name is Sharon and I'll be your guide-dyke for the evening.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
My first girlfriend's name was Elizabeth, and she was the best guide-dyke I could have asked for!
I wouldn't have ever known I was a lesbian if it wasn't for my guide-dyke, Cara.
by GarageTeamFagHag November 7, 2015