British Grinder

When the person giving the blowjob slowly grinds their teeth down on the penis.

Oh my god Stacy gave me a British Grinder last night now my penis hurts

by ThatOneSandwich March 18, 2016

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 13, 2017

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 22, 2012

Meat grinder

Meat grinder: getting a BJ while teeth are scraping on the penis.

My penis is raw from the meat grinder I got last night at the party.

by Tram2016 February 16, 2019

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

Meat grinder

Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

by Gdbni November 8, 2011

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 23, 2021