The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds.

See: Lucifer
"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"
by Kratos March 23, 2006
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A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.
"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."
by XthePirate April 29, 2007
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A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.
Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.
by jesster79 February 19, 2006
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The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.
Dick Cheney: The name says it all
by Saint Blue March 2, 2006
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The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.
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1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick
Dich Cheney before he dicks you
by Hilario October 5, 2004
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-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.
They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...
by TBnJ04 August 6, 2004
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