When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
by Victoria Vasquez January 17, 2013
A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
The annoying way couples often speak to each other. Usually in hushed tones, and when they are really close to each other. Often occurs during cuddling.
Oh dear god, all Lance and Margret did last night was cuddle and couple speak.
We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.
We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.
by Sk8mafia October 10, 2014
A couple, typically in high school, that "date" each other because of the sudden release of sex hormones during puberty.
by UrbanYourMom May 16, 2016
the pose that a couple does when standing next to each other
Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there
Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.
Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there
Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.
tom: I really like Mary and Ned's couple pose
karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose
tom: But were not a couple
karen:.........
karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose
tom: But were not a couple
karen:.........
by po33 August 10, 2010
The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?
Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!
Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)
Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2011
A strong couple, able to go through anything together, real love, partners for life through thick and thin
An A1 couple is a couple who been going strong for years now
A strong ass relationship two people rocking it together through whatever
Always, forever
A strong ass relationship two people rocking it together through whatever
Always, forever
by defreitas September 27, 2016