Constitution

An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.

“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”

by Your”-ism”here June 16, 2009

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 19, 2007

The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig February 1, 2016

Constitution

Something liberals know nothing about but think they do. A historical document drafted in 1787 by the Continental Congress in Philadelphia, and the foundation of American law that liberals consider irrelevant today because it does not coincide with their misguided views. The liberals only use the Constitution to twist its wording and further their agenda i.e. using SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE to ban anything considered religious from public, and turning FREEDOM OF RELIGION into Freedom from Religion.

The U.S. Constitution is NOT law (despite what liberals tell you), but merely the foundation of our laws. The U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the greatest documents the human race has seen.

by [e-mail] May 19, 2008

constitution

"obey"
1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.

whats a "constitution"? an ice-hockey-team?

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003