When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.
Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.
Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!
by Papawoot July 19, 2012
A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;
-Gigantic Penis
One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
-Gigantic Penis
One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021
The unchanging act of constantly bitching and lying to make yourself seem cool. Common in teens and adults in their late 40s, chronic bitching syndrome is a serious illness that results in the hospitalization of many.
That guy has chronic bitching syndrome.
by Doctor of bitching April 1, 2023
He has 3 big balls
by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022
When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.
Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.
by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017
Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour
by kelsd September 17, 2015