A sexual act. When a guy is getting his joint copped (head or jerk off), and the girl doesn't want to get the jizz on her, he waits until right before he's about to cum and then smacks her hand so she aims his dick at her face and . . . bullseye bitch!
Girl: "Don't get any on me alright?"
Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"
Guy: "Don't worry. I'm about to cum . . . oh . . . (smack) . . . bullseye bitch!!"
by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006
lay down a girl, and simultaneously shit on her chest, jizz on her face, and throw up all over her. youve just performed the trishot bullseye.
some 2nd grader looked at me wrong, so i gave the bitch the trishot bullseye. thats why i can never go back to being a teacher.
by ballcuzzi April 21, 2005
I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye
by Too cool and too gay July 8, 2018
Where you take a fat moist lip of dip, lay her down on her back with her knees to her chest. Round up a good dip loogie and spit it straight into her asshole then proceed to use it as lube.
Man we were just sitting there and my woman said, "let's try something new and kinky" so I agreed and gave her a Tennessee bullseye.
by Unclefukker February 20, 2020
The act of pulling ones penis out of their lovers anus and smearing a circle of feces around their butt hole.
by Zexy B March 10, 2011
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 4, 2009
1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.
I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003