The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut
Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"
by HendrixButWhite June 1, 2018
The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."
by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006
The bullseye is the act of revealing ones behind (also known as mooning) and spreading the right and left buttox, or cheeks, to reveal the anus. This portrays the common bullseye target as it is colour-coated to match the red and brown and sometimes black pattern of the poopie-hole. This is also known as a Two Cheek Peek.
At first I thought Kleydis was mooning me, but then I noticed he was spreading his cheeks and giving me a bullseye. Boy, does he do a poor job of wiping!
by Ryan and Drew Daniels June 29, 2007
Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night
by Thenailer June 19, 2019
A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
by schmuckaneers June 4, 2009