the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

by blake57 October 26, 2011

Baboon

caked up monke

a monke with a fat ass is a baboon

by black nigger balls November 16, 2021

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 25, 2010

Baboon

Can be seen as yahia or the fat ingrim aaron

@yahiagam7 u've been acting like a baboon recently

by Fat alulu June 13, 2021

baboon

1. A fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and BO originating from the far east.
2.A crappy insult.

1. Kid - Wow, Thats a fat Baboon.
2. Kid - Your a D*ck faced baboon.

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

by Garranimal July 11, 2009

baboon

B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere

Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.

by Katzenback December 10, 2007