arnold palmer

a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.

by dat n199a!! June 20, 2009

Arnold Palmer

Fecal matter that is half diarrhea and half solid. Named after the famous Arnold Palmer drink.

Example 1

Steve: "Ah man I just took a huge dump."
Bill: "Yeah? How was it?"
Steve: "It was an Arnold Palmer."
Bill: "Oh, sick."

Example 2

"Just had an Arnold Palmer, it was a pain to wipe."

by fartmaster69 October 22, 2011

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of licking a female's clitoris while simultaneously fingering her vagina.

Bro, I just gave that bitch an Arnold Palmer in the bathroom.

by seana renne January 10, 2012

Arnold Palmer

The sexual act of urinating and filling a person's gaping mouth as they are laying down while you proceed to dip your sagging sweaty scrotum into the urine puddling in their mouth.

After slipping her a mickey, I filled her unconscious mouth with piss and gave her an Arnold Palmer!

by gigalojoe August 3, 2011

Arnold Palmer

n. a non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 iced tea.

n. a famous golfer

"I'd like to order an Arnold Palmer."

by Benji12 July 27, 2006

Arnold Palmer

When a a girl is giving you head, and you finish in her mouth, and you immediately pour a Minute Maid lemonade down her throat in order to pay homage to the legend, Arnold Palmer.

I gave Kate that Arnold Palmer last night.

by maxmed623 February 24, 2017

ARNOLD PALMER

A bowel movement that’s consistency is half solid shit and half liquid diarrhea.

Little Jonny had 1 too many tacos for lunch. As he was squeezing out his turd, a nice solid piece came out but that was followed by a loud and messy hershey squirt. Little Jonny just made an Arnold Palmer, half solid shit, half diarrhea.

by Bad Stomach April 9, 2010