a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
1. The bride
, a fair
maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.
2. The lady
of the manor
ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."
"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.