Peter answers

Peteranswers.com is a website that you can use to trick your friends into believing that the website can guess the answers to the questions you ask it. To use peter answers, in the petition box press the "." (period) key then type the answer of the question you are going to ask. To everyone around you it will look as if you are typing "Peter, please answer" if your answer is shorter than "Peter, please answer" then you press "." again and finish the petition (Same thing if your answer is long with Peter, please answer the following question). Then, add a colon to the end of the word "answer" (or "question" depending on how long your answer is) and type in your question! Your friends will be amazed. When they try to type in a question, Peter will say something like, "You do not believe in Peter" and won't give them an answer.

Peter answers won't work for me because I don't believe in the website.

by Jeff_W January 14, 2008

yahoo answers

The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.

User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land?
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.

by udusers1 October 1, 2010

Yahoo Answers

also known as Y!A. a place where you can waste the most amount of time and have the fun doing it. it is a good source of both information and entertainment. it is mostly inhabited by teen age girls and trolls. a good place to chat about nothing and learn more stuff that you didn't really need to know.

BEWARE! IT IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE. USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

dude, i'm bored.. what should i do?

go on Y!A and answer some quetsions.

(Y!A means yahoo answers)

by squeegie162 September 3, 2008

Answer Shopping

After receiving an answer from someone, and it's not the answer you were looking for, you then proceed to ask someone else for an answer you were looking for

Dad told me I couldn't have friends over, so then I went answer shopping towards my mom and she told me I could have friends over tonight!

by Green Lighter February 26, 2016

Prank Answering

When a good friend calls and you answer the phone like-
A) you speak a foreign language, or broken english, or
B) Like you've never heard the name of the person before.
Either way it makes the person suspect they have a wrong number, and it's funny as hell. Sort of like a prank call, just by the receiver.

Noon...
John dials the number....
RING
RING
Perry: hehehe
*answers*
Perry: Herro, this is panda moon!
John: umm... uh... I think I have a wrong number!
Perry: I'm just fucking around! I was prank answering you!

by Dondrummondsorta January 15, 2011

Yahoo! Answers

A website by Yahoo. People from all over the world who have an account can ask and answer questions. They can be as ridiculous as "im i pregnant"? or "what language do they speck in china?". It has become quite popular which is probably because they give a points system.

Yahoo! Answers is actually a good site considering the majority of questions asked are pointless. Yes I have an account!

by Quitelate September 7, 2006

Stock Answer

A generic answer to a boring question issued often by a non-listening or apathetic person.

Woman: How was school/college/work?
Stock Answer: Fine.

Woman: How are you?
Tom: Alright.

Angry Neighbour: Have you been shagging my missus?
Tom: Nope.

by Finners December 27, 2011