The Vlad

A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.

"Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

The Vlad

When you go down on a girl for two straight hours.

Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...

by Solus00 December 12, 2015

Flag

Get the The Vlad mug.

Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

by theo bendy January 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Vlad mug.

Vlad

Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too

by kdfoidasf April 7, 2010

Flag

Get the Vlad mug.