the TMI's

A health or medical condition, such as diarrhea, constipation, or heavy menstrual flow, that is left unspecified so as to avoid a response of "TMI!!!" (too much information)

employee: I'm sorry, I can't come in today, I've got the TMI's

boss: the TMI's?

employee: I've got horrible diarrhea, in fact I completely shit the bed last night

boss: TMI!!!

by snookity August 22, 2010

TMI

Too Much Information - way more than you need/want to know about someone.

John: I have mad chafing on my balls.
Frank: uh, TMI

by DocGonzo October 9, 2002

TMI

When knowledge is not power, just disturbing.

"She shit on my chest last night"

"Uhh... TMI".

by ravenmacoy August 14, 2009

TMI

When someone tells you too much shit.

Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.

by SwiftyDefines April 7, 2015

TMI+

Too much information... and then some.

TactlessL7: Man, I just took the messiest S**t of my life... And that is saying something!

Grlygrl: Um. TMI+

**GRLYTGRL has logged off**

TaclessL7: Hey... Wha'd I say?

by ETDeuce November 25, 2007

TMI

Information more personal than anyone wants, or needs, to know. A common problem on the Internet.

Person 1: I take this drug to help me sleep.

Person 2: Same here. It makes me drowsy.

Person 3: A friend of our family's son died from that drug. He had sleep apnea and he took a pill. He stopped breathing in the night and died. Worst part was, he was left in his house alone for 2 days and his dogs chewed his lips off.

Person 1: Holy sh-

Person 2: Uh, TMI there...

by Scubatuba November 20, 2009

TMI

Too Much Information

Girl: Like, the quarterback and I ...
Me: TMI, damn it !
Girl: We started to fool around behind the bleachers ...
Me: TMI, god, TMI !
Girl: And we went to third base, and then ...
Me: TMI, make it stop ! Hey, who are you anyways ?

by army_azn May 30, 2005