The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.
John F. Kennedy is the best president ever.
by brucedamoose June 22, 2010
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A truly great president for what he managed to accomplish during his very short term, although seems to be remembered more as a martyr due to his assasination than for his political accomplishments since he has not had much time.
John F. Kennedy's assasination was a day of national mourning.
by axon December 30, 2005
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Kennedy was going to be one of the greatest presidents in the history of the country. He was going to cut the income tax and end the CIA. This is precisely why he was assassinated.
John F. Kennedy is the only Democrat I give full respect to. It is a tragedy such a great man was killed off simply because he knew a little too much.
by david smith, jr. February 21, 2008
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That's really all there is to it.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
by cheeinst August 8, 2008
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Assassinated By The United States Government Due to his power of bringing Civil Rights and Equality To Every Race.

Lee Harvey Oswald Clamined to killed him which he didn't and when he said he didn't, The Government got a Hitman to kill him. Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by Jack Ruby by the government because he spoiled the plan in which he was going to get the death penalty anyways because the government staged and framed the killing of the shooting. Lee Harvey Oswald Clamied he didn't killed JFK, The government gotten Jack Ruby to kill him due to he said he didn't kill JFK And it would bring alot of Publicity to the government. We are so brainwashed by the government in which they killed JFK.
Government has no life.
"Hey, We made an accomplishment, We've killed John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Sent Aids into Africa set up 9/11 to go to Iraq for the oil, this is quite an accomplishment!
by JFKIsLegend March 17, 2008
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A president that only did what any other president would have done in his shoes. A man that actually took charge against terrorists unlike fat Ted.
JFK was so famous because he was assasinated. If he wasnt, he would be another 4-year president. He also knows that peace isn't always the way to solve problems
by laxer February 7, 2005
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