having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
by browneye July 28, 2003
having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
by ando July 24, 2003
(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian July 24, 2008
When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
by Booyakasha! March 29, 2011
by Claire November 16, 2004
The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005
by Eric January 7, 2005