the captain morgan 

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.

steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it

the captain morgan by browneye July 28, 2003

the captain morgan 

having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.

the captain morgan by ando July 23, 2003

The captain morgan 

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

The captain morgan by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

The Captain Morgan 

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.

I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.

The Captain Morgan by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

The Captain Morgan Stance by Conz313 June 12, 2009

The Captain John Morgan 

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

The Captain John Morgan by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009