Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018

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fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs December 30, 2017

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fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs December 30, 2017

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Than

Than is a word used to descride how much you've been sucking.

guy Hey what's up
girl I've been Thaning a lot of guys these days
guy Are u not happy about that?
girl What should that mean!
guy Again her pussy is fuming

by Joe is Tall June 21, 2021

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