gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003

Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.

"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"

Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014

Typis

The disease in which one is unable to type grammar correctly and cannot spell words correctly.

Person a: Hey Person B how are you?
Person b: In doinf werk hoe are to

Person a: What
Person b: Sort typis

Typis by Eat_Applez January 2, 2023

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

combat typist by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

tapist 

one who attacks another with any kind of tape

Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!

tapist by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

typists diarrhoea

When you inadvertently type extra letters in to the text you are typing

I typed this but realised I had typists diarrhoea.........

thekl bag wasd not on ther tabel

typists diarrhoea by chidog June 17, 2008