Textaphrenia
Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia
Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010
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Textophrenia
In today's culture of texting, especially among adolescents, there is a phenomenon where the person sets their phone to vibrate for a text. They will think their phone is vibrating (to alert a text) in their pocket or elsewhere, but their phone isn't.
If you keep thinking your cell phone is vibrating for a text, and it isn't, then you may have textophrenia
Textophrenia by The Smart Sheep December 20, 2010
titzophrenia
Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).
Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.
Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.
Childhood titzophrenia is rare.
Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.
Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.
Childhood titzophrenia is rare.
Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.
titzophrenia by 2stainz May 3, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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