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Textpurger 

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.
1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.
Textpurger by jaymoz June 15, 2014
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TextSurf 

A website that allows you to buy or rent cheap textbooks.

Text - short for textbooks
Surf - to search for something on the web
John bought his books on TextSurf for mad cheap!
TextSurf by somerandomdude0932 January 13, 2011

Textsurrect 

Replying to a text message so long after receiving it that the conversation is brought back to life.
Text from Danny to Sheila: "can't talk, gtg. we'll textsurrect this tomorrow"

Johnny was at the Lil' Wayne concert and didn't know Sally sent him a text message. When he finally woke up the next afternoon, he textsurrected her message.
Textsurrect by P Flag June 8, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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