Textaphrenia 

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

Textaphrenia by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

Textarrhea 

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

Textarrhea by lord sion October 16, 2008

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008

Textache 

when your brain is fried from typing nonsensical answers to nonsensical questions

I am unable to carry on with this ludicrous confab due to the fact that I have an unmistakable textache.

Textache by TOPTOBOTTOM69 August 23, 2016

Texacore 

The mixture of "country" and "hardcore" music genres originated in Texas, by a band known as Dangerous Adobe!

Have you heard of Dangerous Adobe!?" "Yeah, they're so Texacore!

Texacore by Dangerous Adobe! February 23, 2011

textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

textacre by billy goat jr March 12, 2009

textarded 

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

textarded by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009