texas corn husker 

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

texas corn husker by Armrx January 13, 2016

texas corn on the cob 

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

texas corn on the cob by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob 

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob by Robo January 3, 2005

Texas Corn Cob 

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

Texas Corn Cob by Lothar January 13, 2018

North Texas corndog 

The act of eating large amounts of corn and then performing the hot carl.

Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.

North Texas corndog by Sir Icabod Von Nisselroy November 20, 2007

Texas Cornflakes

When you have a dwindling amount of corn chips but more Salsa. One crumbles the remaining corn chips up and mixes it with the salsa. Must be eaten with a spoon.

"Man, there was nothing left from the party so I was forced to have Texas Cornflakes the next morning."

Texas Cornflakes by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Texas Corndog 

The act of filling a women's vagina with corndog breading, then inserting your penis and taking it out, putting it in a deep fryer and having her eat your fried dick, thus the Texas Corndog.

"Man Jimmy's Texas Corndog looks so succulent, I can't wait to eat it!"

Texas Corndog by Penisanus2 June 7, 2007