by Jay November 14, 2004
Someone from Texas. Easily identifiable when outside of Texas by their cowboy hats, boots, accent, niece/sister carrying their baby
Person 1: Who is that over-weight, hick motherfucker wearing the cowboy hat and jeans while skiing? This is Colorado not Texas!
Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans
Person 2: Let it go, hes a pompus ass hole like most Texans
by azn-pwn April 2, 2007
by irvinesucks October 1, 2007
someone who likes everything with a gallon of tabasco sauce, rides a horse to work (if u call work saying y'all and yee ha and trying on cowboy hats), plays the banjo uneducated and goes to the hoedown every night at the bar. Also where George Bush Sr. & George Bush
by never wannabe a texan November 30, 2005
1.someone who doesnt ride a horse, or lives in a dessert, or wears chaps with a hat! and we dont have accents, just cause bush is a retard doesnt mean the rest of us are! why dont u actually get ur stupid lazy north ass down here and see we dont even use the word yall anymore fuckin retards!
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard
-"how come hilary duff doesnt have an accent and shes texan?"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"
by Aubrey Floryds May 19, 2006
None of these definitions are 100% to the point.
Texan-
(n) A person from the state of Texas
(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
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btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
Texan-
(n) A person from the state of Texas
(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
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btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
by Lanny Ellis August 5, 2006
A person from Texas. All you other stereotypical fuckers get your ass down here and soon yall will quit talkin shit.
Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys.
Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest.
So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys.
Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest.
So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
New Yorker: Why are we takin a road trip to Texas?
New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her
(They get to Houston)
New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!!
(Texan hears him)
New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked.
New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out)
Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.
New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her
(They get to Houston)
New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!!
(Texan hears him)
New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked.
New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out)
Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.
by TXstoner38 July 15, 2009