teviot grove 

Teviot Grove is a street in Scotland. It is well known for it's ability to lower a girls sexual standards to the point she's up for donkey punching and incest role play. If your friend claims to have ever woken up here she will need a chemical shower.

"Babe I woke up in Teviot grove on Sunday morning"

"Really?!"

"Yeah my ass Is still bleeding yo"

teviot grove by FluentPenguin February 23, 2014

Tevita

The Tongan version of David. A man of hot sex, strength and intelligence. Pronounced de-vee-dah.

Tevita is hot. I want some of that. ya digg?

Tevita by deidah dereon February 6, 2010

tevitry 

The act of doing or saying something that only the one called Tevis would do or say.
To do or say something that is extremely pretentious or lacking insight concerning concepts such as social tact or propriety.
To "one up" another person's statement with a dismissive response that negates the validity and importance of the original statement.
To raise the volume of one's voice at inapropriate times during a statement and/or conversation.

Non-Sequitorial Examples of Tevitry:
1. Being angry with your father for not purchasing the correct type of orange juice.
2. To allow you parents to do your own laundry and dishes at the age of 19+
3. Person A-"This beer is pretty dank"
(Person commiting the act of tevitry then responds immediatly after the original statement, without waiting for a polite pause in dialogue, and does not bother to acknowlege the other person's statement with so much as an "ok" or "thats cool, but". He then proceeds to "one-up" the original statement)
Tevis-"I had much better beer the other night"
4. To yell with excitement "BARBEQUE SAUCE!" like a fatty.

tevitry by i dare you to prove me wrong. June 11, 2006

Tevion 

A Teviontype of guy is the one you need in your life girls if you haven’t met him then you need to try to attempt a relationshipwith him and he has the talent for basketball and the intelligence and is the hottestyou’ll meet

Tevion is the hottest you’ll meet baby

Tevion by Tevion 2 January 10, 2019

Tevita

The most humble and hard working man.Amazing in bed.Knows how to treat you like a Queen.Cleans and Cook and Work and Fucks good.

Wow I hit the jackpot ladies

Tevita is one of a kind

Tevita by Dr.Love$ November 23, 2021

Tevita

he is the nicest most generous person around every one he meets becomes his friend and hes good in bed his cock is the biggest around ;)

tevita is so nice

Tevita by stilldre1089 December 11, 2018

Dirty Tevita 

When your Tongan friend surprises you with a unexpected photo of his 'hairy coconuts' in a message to your phone.

We were giving our Tongan mate a hard time and he hit us with the 'Dirty Tevita', now I need to bleach my eyes!

Dirty Tevita by TravestyAU June 18, 2020