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testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).
Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury
The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.
testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

testilie 

To tell some dubious truth in court.
The cops pinched my main man, now I have to testilie for him.

Testilfacullar

Me and my friends had a testilfacullar time last night
Testilfacullar by Omar Zakaria June 25, 2016

Testilingus 

The sexual act of licking the testicles
She's got a face like a steamed haddock but god is she good at testilingus
Testilingus by Speromeliora March 27, 2009

testiliar 

perjurious police officer
Dang cop testiliar lied on the witness stand.
testiliar by MonteCarlo January 4, 2007