the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.
by Jig Gaboo September 9, 2007
To snitch
by lil caesar 305 November 16, 2019
Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.
Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.
Person 2: Oh do you think he received?
Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.
Person 2: Oh do you think he received?
Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.
by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011
by Igatona March 15, 2003
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
by Hooookh February 23, 2020