Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.

Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.

Teletha Testarossa by krayler June 30, 2006

testarodeo 

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.

el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"

testarodeo by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006

Testarossa Autodrive 

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

Testarossa Autodrive by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

Testamoaning 

When you are having sex in a courthouse, i.e. courtroom/ judges chambers/ jury deliberation room, and the girl/ man starts to moan as a result of the sex.

"How did court go for you the other day?" ..."DUDE! I totally banged the hot court clerk during recess!"

"WHAT!?Didn't you have to be quiet?"..."Na bro, I totally had her Testamoaning"

Testamoaning by Officer nipples 42 March 21, 2017

testaroasting 

an occurrence which causes one's blood to boil; getting pissed; making one mad; by causing their testosterone to flow profusely; testosterone-roasting.

snitches might be responsible for testaroasting the killaz

testaroasting by SnoopPakiPak January 3, 2009

ferrari testarossa 

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

ferrari testarossa by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

tentarosy 

A type of dance normally performed by elderly moose vaginas in the spring.

That Moose pussy is doing some good tentarosy.

tentarosy by Nick Ferguson April 27, 2005