Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

Tescoism by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

beat behind tescos 

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

beat behind tescos by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

tescosmealsdeal

a really cool person that uses he/it/bun pronouns

" we should follow tescosmealsdeal on tiktok ."
" I'm already mutuals with him . "

tescosmealsdeal by tescomealdeals August 27, 2021