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turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006
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When someone shits because they saw their enemy has one or more trebuchet.
The people of Xiangyang trebushit themselves when Aju and Liu Zheng arrived.

Teboshis 

To kick someone out of a Tree
Yo that nigga just got teboshis
Teboshis by ChavezDude33 January 30, 2022

Verboshitty 

Something or someone that acquires or possesses shittiness because of its own verbosity or the habit of speaking more than required.
I don't really like java as a programming language, one reason is its verboshitty.
Verboshitty by Violee21 February 19, 2022

terashits per megafart 

A facetious measurement of computing power, often used to acknowledge a given device is more powerful while downplaying the importance of such a metric.
The Playstation 6 is rumored to have 69 terashits per megafart.

A used phone will give you everything a new one will, minus a couple terashits per megafart.

turboshit 

a shit that has built up so much back pressure that it shoots out your ass befor you sit down. And only lasts about five minuts.
i hade to shit so bad that it shot out my ass like a bullit.
my shit was turbo gharged.
i had to take a turboshit so bad i allmost didnt make it.
turboshit by zach bass April 14, 2010

Terrashit 

Something that is that terrible it is on the border of shit
Craig: this game is crap
Nicky: aye it's terrashit
Craig: lol
Terrashit by The fatman22 August 25, 2009