tempurpedic ass 

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

tempurpedic ass by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010

tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

tempurpedic vagina by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011

tempur-pedic 

God's own bed. It's like laying down on a soft, warm cloud, that loves you very much. My back pain was gone within days.n It cradles your body perfectly, and is never too hot or too cold.

I got a job specifically to buy a tempur pedic bed, because they're so good.

tempur-pedic by PiccoloNamek April 11, 2004

tempur-pedic 

A really cool yellow foamy thing that you can sleep on and you can order lots of free samples

I ordered a free sample of the tempur-pedic mattress for a teacher at my school!

tempur-pedic by John Doe January 22, 2004

Mexican Temperpedic 

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

Mexican Temperpedic by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

Tempur-Pedic Tatties 

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

Tempur-Pedic Tatties by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

Tempurpenis 

A condition of the penis where the penis is erect, but still feels soft to the touch. As if made with tempurpedic material.

RJ may have a big thick cock, but it is really a tempurpenis.

Tempurpenis by The Cock Doctor December 9, 2008