A place that like to suck up all you money with overpriced low quality service
You're getting whored by Telus
by suckmebeautiful December 16, 2003
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When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?
I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.
by bob sdjasfk May 20, 2007
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A Canadian telecommunication services provider, TELUS offers telephone, internet, and cellular services to suit corporate and individual needs
by TELUS January 23, 2005
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Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages
Telus Sucks Ass!
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A Canadian Based Internet and telecom market Company

That owns Koodo, Telus Health, and Telus Gaming, and three other companies
Telus is a beautiful Company!
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a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.
steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"
by happydappyman September 15, 2011
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