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tellyclapper 

disenfranchised kopite who "cant gerra ticket lar" as his club has sold them all to norwegian and irish tourists, so dresses up in full lfc regalia to watch the match in the flat house or other such establishment
kopite went to the pub

kopite went to the pub

kopite went to the pub

to watch the match on telly

these tellyclappers get everywhere!
tellyclapper by herr e minge September 1, 2009
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