tell on three, get away free. 

A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.

"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."

tell on three, get away free. by Arrghbys September 16, 2019

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day 

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. 

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day 

On april 6 you have to tell your crush that you like them.
Good Luck☘

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day by NOTFIZ23_ April 6, 2022