A big part of the fucking jew controlled media which infests every dumb cocksucker out there with shitertainment and what to buy to keep up with the numbnuts next door.
people with no brains and no lives of their own have television to tell them that they do.
by rayp April 25, 2005
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Like the asshole said ... It's for Americans ... not imports from asshole producing cunt-trees
Asshole English speaking assholes that ain't American don't watch TV ... can't afford it!!!
by anonymous April 25, 2005
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A source of good and bad media!!!!! Unfortunately, as humans we have no choice but to watch the idiot box!!!!! It consumes 85% of our entire lives!!!!!! We have to watch television for 85% of each of our lives because that is the ultimate equalizer!!!!!
I am going to sit down and watch TV, I'm sorry television, for the rest of my fucking 85% entire LIFE!!!!
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A way of hypnotising your room mates
uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
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tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.
I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.
by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009
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A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.
Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.
by Nnnni! January 8, 2013
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