A seriously fucked up TV show that came out of Britain.

It's about 4 gorrilla/human things that were born with birth defects such as: Lack of brains, a TV type rash that's actually eczema, fucked up antennea growing out of their heads, and club feet.

They speak a language that cats in heat would start humping them for. They live in a land of rolling hills, crashed spaceships and they're god is a sun with a baby face.

Their names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. They also have a vaccuum cleaner named Noo Noo that they yell at when it cleans up after them. They like wallowing in their own shit. They also eat toast called "Tubby Toast" that has a smile face burned on it. They drink what looks like semen from some kind of Dr. Seuss character, since it's pink and slimy and thick looking with weird clumps of shit in it.

Children ages 1-7 love this show, while any other rational human being with a sense of sanity despises it. This sense of despise seems to have been ineffective against mothers of young children, allowing the madness to continue.

It's also a great show to watch on acid, pot, speed, etc.
Tinky-Winky: La la la I'm the queer one with the clutch purse and the dildo in it. Figures I'm the only representation of a white guy here. The guys at the teletubbies studio use me as a cum dumpster!

Dipsy: I'm the nigger with the dark skin! I was made to represent diversity!

Laa Laa: I'm the dumbass blonde bitch! Look at me I'm even more retarded than all the others!

Po: Ching chang cho yo yao yaoi yuri hentai chingy chog chink gook. {Translation: I'm the asian figure here, just like Dipsy. Also put in to be racially diverse and shit.}


Baby sun: I am GOD!
by Crazy Motherfucking Bitch March 06, 2010
Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips.

Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain".

By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course.

This show is fucked up.
John : So.. I watched teletubbies today
Jane : So this mean you agree to the euthanization?
by Sleep Streamer September 06, 2007
bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?
the purple teletubby is the gay one!
by Teletubby March 16, 2003
Sexy little multicoloured prostitutes.

I'd ride one anyday.
OOOH Dipsy! You give me orgasms!
by TallonKarrde March 29, 2005
The reason that 1 out of 150 kids will have Autisim
The teletubbies are a bunch of communists who are here to destroy the western world by giving Kids Autism
by Kid from Massachusetts August 27, 2007
someone who is too fat to be called tubby, u call them teletubbie instead
come here TELETUBBIE!!!
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.
Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!
by Haruka Hoshino December 03, 2009
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