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Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide
Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!
by Glenn Daly September 28, 2005
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A seriously fucked up TV show that came out of Britain.

It's about 4 gorrilla/human things that were born with birth defects such as: Lack of brains, a TV type rash that's actually eczema, fucked up antennea growing out of their heads, and club feet.

They speak a language that cats in heat would start humping them for. They live in a land of rolling hills, crashed spaceships and they're god is a sun with a baby face.

Their names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. They also have a vaccuum cleaner named Noo Noo that they yell at when it cleans up after them. They like wallowing in their own shit. They also eat toast called "Tubby Toast" that has a smile face burned on it. They drink what looks like semen from some kind of Dr. Seuss character, since it's pink and slimy and thick looking with weird clumps of shit in it.

Children ages 1-7 love this show, while any other rational human being with a sense of sanity despises it. This sense of despise seems to have been ineffective against mothers of young children, allowing the madness to continue.

It's also a great show to watch on acid, pot, speed, etc.
Tinky-Winky: La la la I'm the queer one with the clutch purse and the dildo in it. Figures I'm the only representation of a white guy here. The guys at the teletubbies studio use me as a cum dumpster!

Dipsy: I'm the nigger with the dark skin! I was made to represent diversity!

Laa Laa: I'm the dumbass blonde bitch! Look at me I'm even more retarded than all the others!

Po: Ching chang cho yo yao yaoi yuri hentai chingy chog chink gook. {Translation: I'm the asian figure here, just like Dipsy. Also put in to be racially diverse and shit.}

Noo Noo: I MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE BLOWJOBS

Baby sun: I am GOD!
by Crazy Motherfucking Bitch March 06, 2010
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You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies
The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.
by Sgt. Pepper August 07, 2005
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4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show
JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.
by Brother Number One June 19, 2005
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1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
You fucking teletubby!
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.
my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney!!!
by kurt`s girl May 08, 2005
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Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.
Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!
by Haruka Hoshino December 03, 2009
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