A babies' program that has 4 weird fat things called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po. They are 4 different colours, Purple, Green, Yellow and Red. They live in a strange looking house that is in the middle of a field, and they have a Sun which has a baby head on it.
The Teletubbies are one weird program.
by Psycho Bitch April 15, 2004
An acid trip for small children.
Lets go watch the pretty colors on TELETUBBIES!!!
by w00tster February 06, 2005
You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies
The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.
by Sgt. Pepper August 07, 2005
A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.
Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!
by melanthex March 30, 2005
five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.
<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
Four brightly colored asexual creatures from the mythical land of tubbyland. Tubbyland is a wonderful and most beautiful land full of hills, rich green grass, flowers, an overpopulation of rabbits, and a sun with all the common characteristics of an infant. All of the teletubbies have what appear to be television screens on their bellies. They pick up transmitions from ethnic children from everywhere around the U.S., and they all have beer bellies, hence the name, "teletubbies". This show is best watched under the influence of marajuanna.

Tinky winky = The gender confused purple teletubby that is apparently the only post-pubesent teletubby . He sports a bright red purse and is quite the leader of the pack. He has an upside-down triangle on top of his head.

Dipsy = He is the second largest one, and green male of the group. He owns a rather pimp cowskin top hat, and his head-antenna thingy resemblesthat of an erect penis.

Laa-Laa = pronounced loh-loh as in the "o" sound in the word long is the largest female of them all and has a curly deal on her head. She is yellow, with a huge rubber ball that tends to entertain the group to a slobbery stupor until they are all fascinated by the physics of its spherical splendor.

Po = The short red one with the circle on her head. she often sounds as if she were high on helium. She owns 3-wheel scooter capable of speeds of 25 MPH or higher. It gets around 3 miles to the gallon, and has around 1 1/2 horsepower.

The noo-noo = The teletubbies enjoy consuming burnt toast and what looks like pink intestinal fluids called tubby custard. They then proceed to throw the pink goo on the floor along with the toast, as if it were an accident. Thats when the noo-noo comes in. The noo-noo is a vacuum cleaner that looks like snuffalupagus from sesame street. It proceeds to suck up all the rectal discharge that they call food, and the teletubbies scold and yell "bad noo-noo" repeatedly until it rolls on back to its hole in the wall.
Dude! did you catch the new episode of the teletubbies last night? It was the shit! dipsy knocked up po and tinky winky came out in front of laa-laa! aww DAMN it was a real twist.
by ashitoys March 28, 2007
1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
You fucking teletubby!
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.
my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney!!!
by kurt`s girl May 08, 2005

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