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TeleTech 

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto
Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

Teletech 

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus
I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.
A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009
what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV
person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
televitch by paz33 September 28, 2007

Teletech 

Also known as TTEC. A shithole company. Pays minimum wage and has numerous lawsuits for not paying employees their correct wages, system issues, or for overtime. Outsourced IT department located in India and the Philippines is a joke. Also notorious for fighting unemployment benefits by saying that you quit, rather than you getting fired.
I fucking hate Teletech! They lied to unemployment saying that I quit when I was fired for performance issues!

testichin 

When a teenager tries to grow a beard, but it looks like pubic hair do to Un-muscularity which creats a chee-a-chin (Chee-a-pet)effect. The chin then look like a ball sack or Testicals, hence the word Testichin.
You see Johns Testichin.. looks like he has been smoking the Bologna Pony!..
testichin by The Notebook November 5, 2005

Testicheck 

A last minute examination to see if you have the balls to do or say something that may have serious consequences.
Wil:"My wife will kill me if I come home drunk again!"
Jesse: "Dude! You better do a testicheck and remember who wears the pants!"
Testicheck by Amjo January 14, 2009