telescreen

From George Orwell's 1984. It's a wall-mounted electronic device that doubles as a television and a surveillance camera. Used by the Thought Police to monitor the citizens.

We're probably about 10 years away from having telescreens - or their equivalent - installed in all our homes. God Bless America.

telescreen by Mack June 23, 2004

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TeleScrewed

1. When Telebears does something to fuck up your intended schedule

"I missed my Telebears appointment! Now Im locked out."

"Looks like you just got Telescrewed."

TeleScrewed by kthrn July 22, 2012

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Telescrope

A man's cock magnified by a lens sent over the Internet.

Girl 1: someone just sent me a dick pic
Girl 2: that looks like a telescrope

Telescrope by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

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Telescrope

A man's cock and balls magnified under a lens, normally sent to women other the Internet

Girl 1 :I just got a sent a photo
Girl 2:what is it?
Girl 1 :A dick pic that looks telescroped

Telescrope by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

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Telescriptology

The study of how people text or otherwise communicate online. This includes analysing typing quirks, emoji usage, and other identifiable features of a person's online communication styles.

I like talking to people online to study them and apply what I find to my understanding of telescriptology.

Telescriptology by adviceseeker November 21, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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