Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
by Dan Sanderson October 30, 2007
by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
by mr_boatride May 15, 2010
Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.
by A. Kanfer February 25, 2007